Phone Books Spill in Glendale

Phone Books Spill in Glendale

Need a phone book?

No?

Yeah, neither do we…

Don’t know what the heck a phone book is?

Yeah, don’t worry too much about that either…

However, if you are ever in need of one…

Phone books spilled onto the northbound side of Loop 101 near Bell Road in Glendale about 10:30 a.m. last Monday…

No need to dial for help, however…

It is as we suspected…

No one actually needs one and no one came to claim any of this “lost property”

Instead, the phone books have been moved to each side of the freeway and travel lanes are clear, according to the Arizona Department of Transportation’s Twitter feed…

(Yep, Twitter… Which is exactly why you don’t know what a phone book is to begin with…)

According to the Arizona Department of Public Safety, a caller reported that phone books were scattered over the road.

There were no witnesses as to which vehicle lost the phone books…

Because witness were on Facebook…or Twitter… or Instagram… or

Okay, you get it 🙂